Bat To Basics

I’m really thinking that it’s time to simplify. Imagine that instead of swords or guns, we all had baseball bats. Yeah. There you go. Bats all around, kids, grab your share, too.
During back to school time, there would be Batbags to sling over the shoulder and Batbelts for the fashion conscious. Accessorize. RD would have the purple floralHello Kitty Batbelt with matching flip-flops and mini handbag. MD would have anything, as long as it worked and wasn’t too obviously what everyone else had. Little MD would cry because he’s too little to have one at all.

JD wouldn’t even want to have one since it makes no sense that the whole damn world goes around with baseball bats, but the social pressure is too much, so whatever. JLD would have the plain leather Batbag and complain that it was ugly, not the right size, and didn’t match anything; and she’s had it forever anyway, so she might as well keep it until it’s absolutely necessary that it be replaced. RAD would have the black leather bag-to-belt combo with extra pockets for the I-Pod, cell phone, digital camera, and laptop; with optional GPS unit and laser sighting for those difficult swings.

Obviously, I have too much time on my hands right now...